Why Me #1000000000000000000000000000000001

Today, my feminine hygiene product rejected my offering.  For over 30 years I have been offering my mother-natures gift and this has happened from time to time, as I have slept or "forgotten" to check on how the product was holding up.  But the ramifications have been small, and really nothing a little bleach couldn't take care of.  Today was not like any of those days, no today was special.

Try to envision this...here I am working, minding my own business, when out of no where I stand up-to stretch and yawn!!!  And I feel, warmth.  Not the warm fuzzy find either.  To my horror, I ran to the ladies room because I knew what it was.  My Aunt Flow.  Why the fuck is she visiting me at work any way & why the fuck isn't the expensive, yet pretty product working properly.  This, explosion, literally went around the product and my panties and decided to go directly down my leg...thank goodness I have on black pants that are apparently very very absorbent.

So here I am, standing in the ladies room at work - in the large stall - with no pants on - rinsing said pants out in the sink.  Of course I have to meet a young man regarding a space we rent on campus in about 15 mins.  OF COURSE!

So needless to say, all the warmth is gone and has been replaced with cold & wet...but at leaset I am clean.........................clean - but cold!

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  1. O Lela I can't tell you how this made me laugh. The story, not your situation. I have been there a time or two myself. It is all apart of being the wonderful thing that we are, a woman. Thanks for sharing. I am sharing this on my facebook if you don't mind.

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    1. What can I say.....lol! This blog is all about just saying the truth, no matter how weird it is....hahahahhaa Hope you have a great weekend & a successful weigh in on Monday! I am weighing in tomorrow, not to nervous - I already know I did shitty this week......been a hard week!

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